People say hugs are good. Hugs are not good.
You might ask, “Christy, why in the world would hugs NOT be good?” To which I’d reply, “read the below list.”
- If someone has head lice and hugs you, that’s cross-contamination and you are going to get lice!!!! No doubts regarding it, you’re getting lice!
Head to your local Rite-Aid and have your debit card ready, because your butt is buying Rid!
- If a person has body odor, and they give you a hug, you are also going to smell like an overweight hobo carrying around a rotten pumpkin!
- The people you like the LEAST are the ones that want to hug you the MOST! It’s like they gravitate to you like a fish to bait!
- If someone has a nasty head cold, and they hug you, guess what??? You’re about to be coughing up ten shades of phlegm and you have the hugger to thank!
There are a plethora of other reasons, but I grow tired of looking up appropriate clip art!
You get the picture (no pun meant)!
Hugs are bad; don’t hug; stay away from people. But hug animals. Animals are fantastic. This list does not, in any way, apply to animals.