Rejected Children’s Book Titles

A list of rejected children’s book titles that I feel more closely relate to life and the frustrations thereof:

Pop! Goes the Pirelli 

James and the Giant Cyst

Charlie and the IUD factory

Where the Mildewed Things Are

Charlotte’s Fib

The Phantom Paycheck

Harriet the Guy

The Wind in the Men’s Room

Where the Red Bump Grows

Bill Collector, Bill Collector, What Do You See?

Junk for Sale

The Crook in the Hat

Annoying George

Joseph Had a Little Savings Account

Millions of Bills

The People Could Lie: American Folktales

The Owing Day

The True Story of the Three Little Affairs